








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 199 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 130 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 63 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1540 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,237 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 863 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1130 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1178 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1066 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $937,229 of utility $249 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 204 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ilanth | 51% | 86 |
| #2 | wazki ☭ | 47% | 59 |
| #3 | erik_hs | 47% | 75 |
| #4 | filleyy xD! | 46% | 140 |
| #5 | KennyB | 46% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | filleyy xD! | 46% | 140 |
| #5 | KennyB | 46% | 13 |
| #6 | Xzip | 42% | 130 |
| #7 | Gurkan | 33% | 21 |
| #8 | Pepino | 26% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xzip | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | wazki ☭ | 3 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Pepino | 3 | 0.0074 |
| #4 | filleyy xD! | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | Ilanth | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | filleyy xD! | 327 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #2 | Xzip | 122 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #3 | erik_hs | 121 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | Ilanth | 106 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | wazki ☭ | 58 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KennyB | +0.76 | 39 | 70 |
| #2 | filleyy xD! | +0.53 | 64 | 78 |
| #3 | erik_hs | +0.39 | 66 | 65 |
| #4 | Ilanth | -0.12 | 53 | 64 |
| #5 | Kongo | -0.33 | 40 | 62 |





