








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
687 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,880 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 772 | 41% |
| Smokes | 485 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 108 | 6% |
| Molotovs | 515 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $132,451 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PhizX | 100% | 4 |
| #2 | ADK | 100% | 5 |
| #3 | on my fuck shit | 80% | 5 |
| #4 | shep | 77% | 13 |
| #5 | ⭕⃤ ☹ Rew ☹ ⭕⃤ | 67% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | DennisRobbman | 57% | 47 |
| #9 | Boosting | 50% | 6 |
| #10 | Zahzi | 48% | 29 |
| #11 | $upahh | 48% | 50 |
| #12 | King | 38% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DennisRobbman | 3 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | King | 1 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | ADK | 1 | 0.0088 |
| #4 | PhizX | 1 | 0.0111 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DennisRobbman | 318 | 0.32 | 8 min |
| #2 | $upahh | 146 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #3 | shep | 73 | 0.26 | 2 min |
| #4 | Zahzi | 72 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | ⭕⃤ ☹ Rew ☹ ⭕⃤ | 60 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | system | +2.48 | 95 | 54 |
| #2 | PhizX | +2.08 | 77 | 69 |
| #3 | DennisRobbman | +1.79 | 79 | 72 |
| #4 | ⭕⃤ ☹ Rew ☹ ⭕⃤ | +0.82 | 79 | 67 |
| #5 | Thalic | +0.80 | 80 | 59 |





