








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 554 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
829 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,934 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 959 | 33% |
| Smokes | 597 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 932 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 446 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $387,450 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 776 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✧ 𝖘𝖜𝖆𝖌 | 58% | 12 |
| #2 | tommi. 8) | 57% | 7 |
| #3 | MrCockLover | 50% | 18 |
| #4 | Lihis | 48% | 42 |
| #5 | tompsuz | 47% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Lihis | 48% | 42 |
| #5 | tompsuz | 47% | 78 |
| #6 | Pahamaineinen Pågen Gifflar | 44% | 27 |
| #7 | aIbertito | 33% | 6 |
| #8 | hARKIMO | 33% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lihis | 6 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | hARKIMO | 5 | 0.0079 |
| #3 | tompsuz | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | MrCockLover | 4 | 0.0107 |
| #5 | ✧ 𝖘𝖜𝖆𝖌 | 3 | 0.0136 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tompsuz | 183 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #2 | Lihis | 153 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #3 | Pahamaineinen Pågen Gifflar | 103 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #4 | hARKIMO | 53 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | MrCockLover | 50 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrCockLover | +6.00 | 83 | 70 |
| #2 | aIbertito | +4.28 | 85 | 65 |
| #3 | ✧ 𝖘𝖜𝖆𝖌 | +4.19 | 72 | 76 |
| #4 | Lihis | +1.65 | 80 | 73 |
| #5 | tompsuz | +0.89 | 72 | 64 |





