








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1530 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 271 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3674 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,077 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2352 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1777 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2664 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2284 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,516,540 of utility $240 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1113 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LIL W | 52% | 23 |
| #2 | DarcyEM | 50% | 290 |
| #3 | Ove Zuttberg | 50% | 50 |
| #4 | ✪ PotatoCast | 49% | 178 |
| #5 | TungTungTungTwigur | 48% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ PotatoCast | 18 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | Etch | 12 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | DarcyEM | 8 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | TungTungTungTwigur | 5 | 0.0106 |
| #5 | Ove Zuttberg | 3 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ PotatoCast | 427 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #2 | Etch | 264 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #3 | DarcyEM | 214 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| #4 | Ove Zuttberg | 85 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | LIL W | 50 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Smilemust | +3.69 | 86 | 65 |
| #2 | ✪ PotatoCast | +1.93 | 59 | 48 |
| #3 | Etch | +0.65 | 67 | 54 |
| #4 | LIL W | +0.45 | 83 | 56 |
| #5 | CapOdinio brineo | +0.10 | 18 | 42 |





