








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 707 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 328 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4522 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,683 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3285 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1198 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 2359 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2841 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,044,414 of utility $227 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 289 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Smilemust | 47% | 114 |
| #2 | DarcyEM | 47% | 122 |
| #3 | lugnanerdigberra | 45% | 38 |
| #4 | CapOdinio brineo | 44% | 43 |
| #5 | ✪ PotatoCast | 44% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | TungTungTungTwigur | 43% | 90 |
| #8 | OOBÄÄ | 41% | 34 |
| #9 | Shultixx | 41% | 22 |
| #10 | Zzmit | 40% | 77 |
| #11 | Ove Zuttberg | 39% | 128 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TungTungTungTwigur | 14 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | qruzty | 12 | 0.0080 |
| #3 | Ove Zuttberg | 10 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | ✪ PotatoCast | 10 | 0.0055 |
| #5 | Smilemust | 7 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Smilemust | 279 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #2 | ✪ PotatoCast | 213 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #3 | Ove Zuttberg | 203 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #4 | TungTungTungTwigur | 185 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | DarcyEM | 123 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shultixx | +3.51 | 79 | 54 |
| #2 | Smilemust | +3.25 | 85 | 65 |
| #3 | lugnanerdigberra | +1.91 | 75 | 54 |
| #4 | qruzty | +1.22 | 82 | 40 |
| #5 | ✪ PotatoCast | +1.21 | 58 | 46 |





