








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1352 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 207 matches | ||
| Faceit | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 80 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3960 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,731 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8091 | 36% |
| Smokes | 5790 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3692 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 5158 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $781,644 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 375 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tashenshlampe | 64% | 22 |
| #2 | ultrainstinct | 58% | 33 |
| #3 | Yumai | 55% | 20 |
| #4 | WWizzard | 51% | 57 |
| #5 | Tac | 46% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Yumai | 55% | 20 |
| #4 | WWizzard | 51% | 57 |
| #5 | Tac | 46% | 26 |
| #6 | cr1ze | 44% | 128 |
| #7 | radon | 42% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cr1ze | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | ultrainstinct | 2 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | WWizzard | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | radon | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cr1ze | 366 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #2 | WWizzard | 223 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #3 | ultrainstinct | 87 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | radon | 51 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | Tac | 46 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vanq7ual' | +1.96 | 66 | 88 |
| #2 | Yumai | +1.41 | 60 | 52 |
| #3 | WWizzard | -0.40 | 66 | 70 |
| #4 | cr1ze | -0.50 | 58 | 62 |
| #5 | tashenshlampe | -0.50 | 71 | 68 |





