








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 605 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 154 matches | ||
| Faceit | 71 matches | ||
| Wingman | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 71 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3496 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,643 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3511 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3043 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3445 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3644 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,285,431 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 243 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hypz | 57% | 44 |
| #2 | radon | 49% | 89 |
| #3 | vanq7ual' | 44% | 128 |
| #4 | Fr1zz3 | 36% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hypz | 57% | 44 |
| #2 | radon | 49% | 89 |
| #3 | vanq7ual' | 44% | 128 |
| #4 | Fr1zz3 | 36% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vanq7ual' | 11 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | radon | 8 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | Fr1zz3 | 8 | 0.0086 |
| #4 | hypz | 4 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vanq7ual' | 1323 | 0.50 | 42 min |
| #2 | radon | 163 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #3 | hypz | 131 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | Fr1zz3 | 120 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vanq7ual' | +2.62 | 68 | 88 |
| #2 | radon | +1.35 | 54 | 68 |
| #3 | cr1ze | +0.37 | 63 | 63 |
| #4 | hypz | -0.38 | 59 | 68 |
| #5 | Fr1zz3 | -3.01 | 48 | 51 |





