








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 536 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 230 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5993 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,192 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4863 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5217 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3411 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3701 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $808,418 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 385 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Panth4r | 69% | 45 |
| #2 | froNex | 63% | 131 |
| #3 | Verti | 59% | 32 |
| #4 | ReCc | 59% | 27 |
| #5 | Kratos | 57% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | ReCc | 59% | 27 |
| #5 | Kratos | 57% | 92 |
| #6 | Sneaky | 56% | 48 |
| #7 | Fishbowl ☯ | 53% | 51 |
| #8 | MYTH | 47% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | froNex | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Kratos | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | MYTH | 4 | 0.0056 |
| #4 | Panth4r | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | ReCc | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | froNex | 498 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #2 | Kratos | 287 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #3 | Panth4r | 181 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #4 | Sneaky | 158 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #5 | Fishbowl ☯ | 123 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shred | +4.17 | 90 | 67 |
| #2 | Fishbowl ☯ | +1.38 | 82 | 56 |
| #3 | froNex | +0.66 | 78 | 55 |
| #4 | Verti | +0.33 | 80 | 53 |
| #5 | Panth4r | +0.06 | 80 | 67 |





