








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
414 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 527 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 169 | 32% |
| Smokes | 29 | 6% |
| HE Grenades | 255 | 48% |
| Molotovs | 74 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $57,450 of utility $46 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Toyota AE86 | 58% | 24 |
| #2 | JKyle21 | 50% | 10 |
| #3 | clarkson | 50% | 54 |
| #4 | Nubby | 44% | 9 |
| #5 | TRAV | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Toyota AE86 | 58% | 24 |
| #2 | JKyle21 | 50% | 10 |
| #3 | clarkson | 50% | 54 |
| #4 | Nubby | 44% | 9 |
| #5 | TRAV | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | clarkson | 18 | 0.0164 |
| #2 | Nubby | 2 | 0.0106 |
| #3 | JKyle21 | 1 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | clarkson | 111 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #2 | Toyota AE86 | 39 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | Nubby | 24 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #4 | JKyle21 | 14 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #5 | TRAV | 14 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JKyle21 | +2.69 | 71 | 44 |
| #2 | Nubby | +2.58 | 26 | 54 |
| #3 | clarkson | +0.70 | 65 | 50 |
| #4 | Toyota AE86 | -0.41 | 64 | 54 |
| #5 | IGL Chad | -1.38 | 33 | 30 |





