








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1284 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 802 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 106 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10117 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,389 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6689 | 21% |
| Smokes | 6166 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 10597 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 8937 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,384,757 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 163 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❤︎ѕнє ԃєνιℓ❤ | 11 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | -_-6`ü´6-.- | 10 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | Ovuvuevuevue Osas | 6 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | s1moN | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Strike | 5 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -_-6`ü´6-.- | 403 | 0.04 | 9 min |
| #2 | ❤︎ѕнє ԃєνιℓ❤ | 373 | 0.03 | 9 min |
| #3 | WhiiteLion | 329 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #4 | s1moN | 290 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #5 | Nex' | 204 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -_-6`ü´6-.- | +4.55 | 89 | 52 |
| #2 | Yami kr3at!ve | +1.56 | 66 | 60 |
| #3 | Nex' | -0.04 | 56 | 69 |
| #4 | Sicarius | -0.11 | 58 | 68 |
| #5 | Strike | -0.18 | 67 | 55 |





