








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2640 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 969 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 63 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
14789 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,376 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4334 | 15% |
| Smokes | 7021 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 7978 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 9043 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,088,552 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2052 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nex' | 51% | 192 |
| #2 | s1moN | 50% | 212 |
| #3 | Strike | 50% | 139 |
| #4 | Yami kr3at!ve | 48% | 454 |
| #5 | ❤︎ѕнє ԃєνιℓ❤ | 47% | 905 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❤︎ѕнє ԃєνιℓ❤ | 18 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | Yami kr3at!ve | 9 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | s1moN | 7 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Nex' | 6 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Strike | 4 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yami kr3at!ve | 726 | 0.08 | 17 min |
| #2 | ❤︎ѕнє ԃєνιℓ❤ | 665 | 0.03 | 17 min |
| #3 | s1moN | 332 | 0.07 | 10 min |
| #4 | WhiiteLion | 234 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #5 | Nex' | 216 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -_-6`ü´6-.- | +4.37 | 89 | 53 |
| #2 | Yami kr3at!ve | +0.83 | 64 | 59 |
| #3 | ShixL | +0.78 | 84 | 61 |
| #4 | s1moN | -0.33 | 61 | 68 |
| #5 | Nex' | -0.37 | 53 | 68 |





