








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 285 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1417 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,225 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1443 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1092 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 892 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 798 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $507,049 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 303 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Copérnico | 37% | 27 |
| #8 | LA SEÑORA X (AXP326) | 35% | 17 |
| #9 | Joakim | 33% | 27 |
| #10 | Leo | 27% | 11 |
| #11 | Keiyaito :3 | 20% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LA SEÑORA X (AXP326) | 5 | 0.0147 |
| #2 | Yuhed | 4 | 0.0111 |
| #3 | Leo | 3 | 0.0121 |
| #4 | Joakim | 2 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | Copérnico | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1000 | +4.17 | 60 | 65 |
| #2 | ROBOTAIM_ANTHONY | +1.38 | 33 | 67 |
| #3 | Leo | +0.73 | 36 | 53 |
| #4 | Yuhed | -0.97 | 25 | 47 |
| #5 | NanaFox | -1.41 | 11 | 7 |





