








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 187 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
736 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,397 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1021 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1022 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 573 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 781 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $168,625 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 99 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PrimeOP | 86% | 7 |
| #2 | berjum | 83% | 6 |
| #3 | f0cus | 80% | 5 |
| #4 | JoeSKI | 71% | 7 |
| #5 | Konala | 71% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | LIGHTNXNG | 60% | 5 |
| #11 | Vonex | 57% | 7 |
| #12 | Cher1on | 57% | 21 |
| #13 | seirenFr0st† | 43% | 7 |
| #14 | muciek | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cher1on | 1 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | seirenFr0st† | 1 | 0.0070 |
| #3 | julius | 1 | 0.0079 |
| #4 | PrimeOP | 1 | 0.0085 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Konala | 49 | 0.32 | 2 min |
| #2 | Cher1on | 45 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | Ehgren | 41 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #4 | arazez | 33 | 0.27 | 1 min |
| #5 | Vonex | 32 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PrimeOP | +5.46 | 94 | 62 |
| #2 | julius | +4.13 | 97 | 70 |
| #3 | Ehgren | +2.04 | 88 | 60 |
| #4 | Fizzy | +1.38 | 87 | 79 |
| #5 | Konala | +1.16 | 87 | 73 |





