








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 782 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 108 matches | ||
| Faceit | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




61 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5697 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,941 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3754 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3682 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4263 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3242 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,583,540 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 531 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Anilyse♡ | 49% | 97 |
| #11 | BOT Shmacked Yoda | 47% | 66 |
| #12 | EloliPoP | 46% | 28 |
| #13 | Moless Teer | 43% | 37 |
| #14 | MCSAUCE | 38% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rogger | 14 | 0.0074 |
| #2 | Moless Teer | 13 | 0.0173 |
| #3 | GangGang Nigga BangBang | 13 | 0.0212 |
| #4 | Anilyse♡ | 12 | 0.0063 |
| #5 | MCSAUCE | 8 | 0.0106 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raybust | +2.85 | 82 | 66 |
| #2 | Atlas</< | +2.83 | 58 | 64 |
| #3 | GangGang Nigga BangBang | +2.57 | 59 | 75 |
| #4 | Moless Teer | +2.47 | 67 | 72 |
| #5 | Rogger | +1.55 | 74 | 78 |





