








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1295 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 398 matches | ||
| Faceit | 103 matches | ||
| Premier | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Esplay | 2 matches | 1,763 |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5788 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,209 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3431 | 20% |
| Smokes | 4378 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4579 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4821 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,244,958 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 705 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Emili0o0 | 64% | 45 |
| #2 | rubi | 64% | 55 |
| #3 | Atlas</< | 61% | 143 |
| #4 | Anilyse♡ | 55% | 58 |
| #5 | Rogger | 55% | 309 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | rubi | 64% | 55 |
| #3 | Atlas</< | 61% | 143 |
| #4 | Anilyse♡ | 55% | 58 |
| #5 | Rogger | 55% | 309 |
| #6 | BOT Shmacked Yoda | 42% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rogger | 8 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Atlas</< | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Anilyse♡ | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | BOT Shmacked Yoda | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Emili0o0 | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rogger | 666 | 0.13 | 17 min |
| #2 | Atlas</< | 417 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #3 | Emili0o0 | 218 | 0.25 | 6 min |
| #4 | Anilyse♡ | 193 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #5 | rubi | 37 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raybust | +3.30 | 84 | 64 |
| #2 | Emili0o0 | +2.61 | 84 | 64 |
| #3 | Atlas</< | +2.08 | 56 | 68 |
| #4 | rubi | +0.94 | 89 | 32 |
| #5 | Rogger | -0.53 | 74 | 71 |





