








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 389 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 44 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
919 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,697 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 614 | 23% |
| Smokes | 651 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 823 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 609 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $390,022 of utility $226 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 24 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HyperXR99 LF TEAM | 80% | 15 |
| #2 | jdarey | 72% | 25 |
| #3 | Syntev | 69% | 13 |
| #4 | MANO | 68% | 22 |
| #5 | KoDeRski | 63% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KoDeRski | 2 | 0.0122 |
| #2 | GrzybDominator | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | jdarey | 1 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | MANO | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GrzybDominator | 100 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #2 | MANO | 81 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #3 | jdarey | 73 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | Syntev | 51 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #5 | HyperXR99 LF TEAM | 46 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jdarey | +2.91 | 83 | 65 |
| #2 | faren | +2.14 | 73 | 65 |
| #3 | GrzybDominator | +0.38 | 65 | 57 |
| #4 | HyperXR99 LF TEAM | +0.04 | 48 | 60 |
| #5 | MANO | -0.09 | 61 | 68 |





