








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 93 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 34 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
420 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,186 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 776 | 35% |
| Smokes | 624 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 403 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 383 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $97,922 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | faren | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | HyperXR99 LF TEAM | 67% | 6 |
| #3 | GrzybDominator | 58% | 12 |
| #4 | jdarey | 58% | 33 |
| #5 | MANO | 50% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | jdarey | 58% | 33 |
| #5 | MANO | 50% | 32 |
| #6 | KoDeRski | 33% | 3 |
| #7 | acID | 25% | 4 |
| #8 | mAv | 20% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jdarey | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | MANO | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MANO | 132 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #2 | jdarey | 92 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | GrzybDominator | 21 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | HyperXR99 LF TEAM | 14 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #5 | faren | 12 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | faren | +3.65 | 65 | 55 |
| #2 | jdarey | +2.19 | 77 | 68 |
| #3 | MANO | -0.19 | 66 | 65 |
| #4 | Syntev | -0.62 | 68 | 69 |
| #5 | HyperXR99 LF TEAM | -1.46 | 52 | 61 |





