








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1927 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 134 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 45 matches | ||
| Wingman | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 129 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




51 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5928 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,731 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2635 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2295 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 2897 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 5904 | 43% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,682,507 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1299 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JR_3K | 54% | 191 |
| #2 | F4lex | 54% | 226 |
| #3 | MultiTorben69 | 51% | 197 |
| #4 | Carøe | 51% | 207 |
| #5 | itzVrR- | 49% | 556 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | itzVrR- | 55 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | JR_3K | 35 | 0.0094 |
| #3 | F4lex | 27 | 0.0062 |
| #4 | Carøe | 12 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | Admiralen | 12 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | itzVrR- | 892 | 0.08 | 14 min |
| #2 | F4lex | 714 | 0.16 | 19 min |
| #3 | BOOSTERV2 | 447 | 0.21 | 10 min |
| #4 | Admiralen | 382 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #5 | MultiTorben69 | 326 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F4lex | +4.09 | 81 | 66 |
| #2 | Carøe | +3.64 | 49 | 60 |
| #3 | zeast.... | +2.80 | 65 | 68 |
| #4 | BOOSTERV2 | +2.75 | 76 | 49 |
| #5 | HarboeCola | +1.32 | 65 | 52 |





