








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 526 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2233 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,492 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1753 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1650 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2144 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1945 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $808,281 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 151 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F4lex | 56% | 48 |
| #2 | Oikain | 56% | 25 |
| #3 | EST | XyphoZ | 51% | 207 |
| #4 | itzVrR- | 49% | 186 |
| #5 | BOOSTERV2 | 47% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | itzVrR- | 10 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | EST | XyphoZ | 7 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | MultiTorben69 | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | F4lex | 4 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | Admiralen | 4 | 0.0139 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | itzVrR- | 197 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #2 | MultiTorben69 | 163 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #3 | EST | XyphoZ | 132 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #4 | F4lex | 130 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #5 | BOOSTERV2 | 69 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F4lex | +3.96 | 80 | 67 |
| #2 | Carøe | +3.35 | 48 | 60 |
| #3 | BOOSTERV2 | +3.10 | 67 | 59 |
| #4 | EST | XyphoZ | +1.40 | 67 | 39 |
| #5 | Oikain | -0.47 | 68 | 51 |





