








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 33 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
492 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,955 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 475 | 24% |
| Smokes | 546 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 389 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 545 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $133,811 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 72 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TNR LFP | 60% | 5 |
| #2 | Iljaech | 55% | 11 |
| #3 | ChRiSyLiE ツ | 54% | 28 |
| #4 | amg enjoyer | 50% | 4 |
| #5 | Kicki | 48% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | amg enjoyer | 50% | 4 |
| #5 | Kicki | 48% | 25 |
| #6 | dudWhat | 38% | 8 |
| #7 | FkBaus | 25% | 4 |
| #8 | Kolumbus | 23% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kicki | 2 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | amg enjoyer | 2 | 0.0267 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ChRiSyLiE ツ | 113 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #2 | Iljaech | 72 | 0.33 | 2 min |
| #3 | Kicki | 68 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | Kolumbus | 20 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | dudWhat | 15 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FkBaus | +2.48 | 76 | 66 |
| #2 | Kicki | +1.91 | 72 | 72 |
| #3 | TNR LFP | +1.16 | 93 | 74 |
| #4 | ChRiSyLiE ツ | +0.62 | 84 | 60 |
| #5 | dudWhat | -0.24 | 71 | 67 |





