








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 826 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 259 matches | ||
| Wingman | 111 matches | ||
| Faceit | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6316 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,662 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4405 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4418 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4896 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4943 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,179,171 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 466 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Beanbag13 | 59% | 41 |
| #2 | Audemars Piguet Prox | 58% | 36 |
| #3 | pure1y | 57% | 51 |
| #4 | Arctic | 53% | 30 |
| #5 | Jable | 53% | 167 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | strawberry mode | 438 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #2 | Jable | 398 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #3 | Audemars Piguet Prox | 292 | 0.35 | 7 min |
| #4 | pure1y | 204 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #5 | Beanbag13 | 122 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mcDEAZY | +2.86 | 74 | 67 |
| #2 | Arctic | +2.39 | 67 | 63 |
| #3 | pure1y | +2.30 | 82 | 66 |
| #4 | Audemars Piguet Prox | +2.24 | 48 | 70 |
| #5 | Jable | +0.56 | 77 | 51 |





