








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1112 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 223 matches | ||
| Faceit | 192 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 52 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9109 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,258 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4165 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4500 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3341 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4252 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,543,907 of utility $259 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2240 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fléchir | 55% | 83 |
| #2 | Spazz シ | 55% | 168 |
| #3 | rhoost | 54% | 184 |
| #4 | Emmorf | 54% | 165 |
| #5 | AZ19999 | 52% | 277 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rhoost | 12 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Spazz シ | 12 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | AidanPhilip | 12 | 0.0068 |
| #4 | Emmorf | 7 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | ⛄Darke❄ | 4 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AZ19999 | 626 | 0.11 | 18 min |
| #2 | Spazz シ | 535 | 0.15 | 15 min |
| #3 | Emmorf | 525 | 0.15 | 14 min |
| #4 | rhoost | 395 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #5 | AidanPhilip | 272 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mis amigoS | +4.99 | 85 | 50 |
| #2 | fléchir | +3.63 | 86 | 39 |
| #3 | sumr | +1.85 | 87 | 50 |
| #4 | Emmorf | +1.46 | 65 | 72 |
| #5 | Spazz シ | +1.32 | 86 | 60 |





