








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 398 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 189 matches | ||
| Premier | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4072 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,196 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3911 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3058 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 5217 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 5010 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,211,928 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 806 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kobeyachi | 55% | 101 |
| #2 | cotu | 54% | 184 |
| #3 | Spazz シ | 50% | 307 |
| #4 | Challenger | 48% | 29 |
| #5 | Emmorf | 48% | 210 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spazz シ | 15 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Emmorf | 11 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | AidanPhilip | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Kobeyachi | 6 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | cotu | 5 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spazz シ | 899 | 0.14 | 23 min |
| #2 | Emmorf | 668 | 0.16 | 17 min |
| #3 | AZ19999 | 583 | 0.09 | 18 min |
| #4 | AidanPhilip | 356 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #5 | Kobeyachi | 277 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spazz シ | +1.38 | 85 | 60 |
| #2 | Emmorf | +1.28 | 64 | 73 |
| #3 | Challenger | +1.13 | 71 | 43 |
| #4 | Kobeyachi | +0.47 | 51 | 66 |
| #5 | [SFS] Nology | +0.19 | 70 | 56 |





