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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1824 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 741 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 75 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7099 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,259 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3712 | 15% |
| Smokes | 8011 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 10771 | 43% |
| Molotovs | 2765 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,366,225 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 713 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | curticuss | 54% | 63 |
| #2 | OakyPoky | 51% | 192 |
| #3 | bugstomper36 | 49% | 87 |
| #4 | J_Arno | 49% | 326 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | curticuss | 54% | 63 |
| #2 | OakyPoky | 51% | 192 |
| #3 | bugstomper36 | 49% | 87 |
| #4 | J_Arno | 49% | 326 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J_Arno | 7 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | OakyPoky | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | bugstomper36 | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | curticuss | 3 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J_Arno | 784 | 0.11 | 21 min |
| #2 | OakyPoky | 424 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #3 | curticuss | 132 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | bugstomper36 | 124 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bugstomper36 | +1.76 | 56 | 51 |
| #2 | OakyPoky | +1.18 | 39 | 61 |
| #3 | curticuss | +0.92 | 73 | 58 |
| #4 | E | -0.34 | 36 | 50 |
| #5 | J_Arno | -0.74 | 53 | 49 |





