








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1704 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 844 matches | ||
| Faceit | 168 matches | ||
| Wingman | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 99 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7702 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,332 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7951 | 24% |
| Smokes | 9491 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 6547 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 9343 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,196,725 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 799 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sh0tekk- | 68% | 78 |
| #2 | smile | 67% | 169 |
| #3 | basse | 66% | 143 |
| #4 | GuLiN ⚞ ᴥ ⚟ | 58% | 548 |
| #5 | iNSZ' ↖(^ω^)↗ |-/ | 57% | 566 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GuLiN ⚞ ᴥ ⚟ | 24 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | iNSZ' ↖(^ω^)↗ |-/ | 17 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | smile | 12 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | basse | 9 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | MojitoM ☁ | 8 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iNSZ' ↖(^ω^)↗ |-/ | 2345 | 0.20 | 65 min |
| #2 | GuLiN ⚞ ᴥ ⚟ | 2336 | 0.21 | 65 min |
| #3 | smile | 1187 | 0.36 | 31 min |
| #4 | basse | 773 | 0.27 | 19 min |
| #5 | MojitoM ☁ | 666 | 0.26 | 18 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sh0tekk- | +4.54 | 89 | 67 |
| #2 | basse | +3.27 | 88 | 59 |
| #3 | GuLiN ⚞ ᴥ ⚟ | +2.75 | 73 | 70 |
| #4 | smile | +2.52 | 74 | 79 |
| #5 | iNSZ' ↖(^ω^)↗ |-/ | +2.14 | 76 | 74 |





