








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1668 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 458 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




59 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6467 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,053 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7716 | 38% |
| Smokes | 4560 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2599 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 5178 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,478,796 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4034 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | soniskb0b | 66% | 38 |
| #11 | s0und | 66% | 143 |
| #12 | ✪NSama (っ^_^)っ | 59% | 75 |
| #13 | Adr1sto | 58% | 36 |
| #14 | MojitoM ☁ | 52% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iNSZ' ↖(^ω^)↗ |-/ | 1304 | 0.22 | 37 min |
| #2 | GuLiN ⚞ ᴥ ⚟ | 1181 | 0.21 | 31 min |
| #3 | smile | 760 | 0.39 | 19 min |
| #4 | FuMEEEE | 376 | 0.36 | 12 min |
| #5 | MojitoM ☁ | 337 | 0.27 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Adr1sto | +4.40 | 94 | 70 |
| #2 | basse | +3.40 | 90 | 59 |
| #3 | FuMEEEE | +2.38 | 84 | 85 |
| #4 | smile | +2.34 | 72 | 78 |
| #5 | GuLiN ⚞ ᴥ ⚟ | +2.02 | 72 | 69 |





