








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 681 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 365 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4418 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,144 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5036 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3357 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 4716 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 5035 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,911,082 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 530 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KingsCOD | 72% | 43 |
| #2 | Cigarro | 50% | 78 |
| #3 | ✪NSama (っ^_^)っ | 50% | 105 |
| #4 | GuLiN ⚞ ᴥ ⚟ | 48% | 178 |
| #5 | iNSZ' ↖(^ω^)↗ |-/ | 48% | 110 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ✪NSama (っ^_^)っ | 50% | 105 |
| #4 | GuLiN ⚞ ᴥ ⚟ | 48% | 178 |
| #5 | iNSZ' ↖(^ω^)↗ |-/ | 48% | 110 |
| #6 | s0und | 48% | 159 |
| #7 | p c н | 43% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GuLiN ⚞ ᴥ ⚟ | 14 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | iNSZ' ↖(^ω^)↗ |-/ | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Cigarro | 5 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | s0und | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | KingsCOD | 2 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GuLiN ⚞ ᴥ ⚟ | 706 | 0.19 | 21 min |
| #2 | iNSZ' ↖(^ω^)↗ |-/ | 460 | 0.21 | 13 min |
| #3 | s0und | 256 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #4 | ✪NSama (っ^_^)っ | 195 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | KingsCOD | 102 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GuLiN ⚞ ᴥ ⚟ | +3.09 | 75 | 70 |
| #2 | iNSZ' ↖(^ω^)↗ |-/ | +2.06 | 77 | 72 |
| #3 | braKort | +0.50 | 52 | 66 |
| #4 | p c н | +0.03 | 66 | 62 |
| #5 | KingsCOD | -0.22 | 63 | 66 |





