








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 245 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1068 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




53 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7258 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,865 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7421 | 21% |
| Smokes | 12936 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 8402 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 6106 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,146,015 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 54 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | biscuithead | 45% | 88 |
| #2 | KingNaveed | 44% | 81 |
| #3 | :3 | 44% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | biscuithead | 45% | 88 |
| #2 | KingNaveed | 44% | 81 |
| #3 | :3 | 44% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | :3 | 10 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | biscuithead | 7 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | KingNaveed | 5 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KingNaveed | 99 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #2 | :3 | 48 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #3 | biscuithead | 18 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | :3 | +2.72 | 66 | 46 |
| #2 | KingNaveed | -0.55 | 19 | 48 |
| #3 | Moga | -0.61 | 41 | 58 |
| #4 | biscuithead | -2.04 | 24 | 15 |





