








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 129 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 203 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2336 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,601 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4184 | 39% |
| Smokes | 2495 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2297 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1625 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $879,630 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Teletobies the 1th | 58% | 79 |
| #2 | Nalik | 58% | 19 |
| #3 | laloutre | 51% | 125 |
| #4 | MavericK#3 | 50% | 161 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Teletobies the 1th | 58% | 79 |
| #2 | Nalik | 58% | 19 |
| #3 | laloutre | 51% | 125 |
| #4 | MavericK#3 | 50% | 161 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | laloutre | 5 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Teletobies the 1th | 5 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | MavericK#3 | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Nalik | 2 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | laloutre | 440 | 0.19 | 13 min |
| #2 | MavericK#3 | 124 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #3 | Nalik | 7 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #4 | Teletobies the 1th | 2 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | laloutre | +6.80 | 84 | 68 |
| #2 | Teletobies the 1th | +0.60 | 59 | 6 |
| #3 | MavericK#3 | -0.42 | 44 | 38 |
| #4 | One punch guy | -2.18 | 29 | 60 |
| #5 | Nalik | -2.59 | 19 | 30 |





