








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 336 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2765 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,989 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2675 | 38% |
| Smokes | 1799 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1693 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 822 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $473,917 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 215 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Teletobies the 1th | 65% | 23 |
| #2 | Xulyes | 65% | 17 |
| #3 | Sadam Ier | 57% | 23 |
| #4 | Nalik | 56% | 18 |
| #5 | Risen | 56% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MavericK#3 | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | O_o | 3 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | One punch guy | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Lizzon | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | NICE team | 2 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | One punch guy | 321 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #2 | O_o | 136 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | MavericK#3 | 115 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #4 | Lizzon | 111 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | Sadam Ier | 89 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | laloutre | +5.34 | 84 | 68 |
| #2 | Sadam Ier | +2.04 | 81 | 67 |
| #3 | Risen | +0.82 | 82 | 59 |
| #4 | Lizzon | +0.08 | 58 | 72 |
| #5 | O_o | -0.99 | 77 | 46 |





