








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 438 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 284 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 24 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 92 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6280 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,664 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5915 | 24% |
| Smokes | 8446 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 5335 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4968 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,185,093 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 209 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | FryingPan8 | 54% | 122 |
| #5 | milshaje | 49% | 344 |
| #6 | KuKu Pachu | 49% | 272 |
| #7 | zax- | 49% | 45 |
| #8 | Chunky Milk | 46% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KuKu Pachu | 47 | 0.0082 |
| #2 | Chunky Milk | 21 | 0.0135 |
| #3 | FryingPan8 | 16 | 0.0062 |
| #4 | Henny | 12 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | milshaje | 10 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | milshaje | 1643 | 0.23 | 47 min |
| #2 | KuKu Pachu | 501 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #3 | Henny | 362 | 0.05 | 11 min |
| #4 | Chunky Milk | 350 | 0.22 | 7 min |
| #5 | FryingPan8 | 206 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Henny | +1.88 | 80 | 56 |
| #2 | milshaje | +1.34 | 75 | 66 |
| #3 | zax- | +0.41 | 69 | 56 |
| #4 | froggers | +0.30 | 76 | 64 |
| #5 | fyi | +0.15 | 61 | 43 |





