








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 66 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
715 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,553 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 738 | 29% |
| Smokes | 808 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 444 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 563 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $150,180 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 24 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PadoruR | 88% | 8 |
| #2 | Addy -Y- | 75% | 20 |
| #3 | yourwombat | 71% | 7 |
| #4 | foggers | 67% | 6 |
| #5 | hazr | 67% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | yourwombat | 71% | 7 |
| #4 | foggers | 67% | 6 |
| #5 | hazr | 67% | 12 |
| #6 | St3rl1ng | 63% | 16 |
| #7 | pz | 55% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Addy -Y- | 1 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | hazr | 1 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | PadoruR | 1 | 0.0067 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Addy -Y- | 93 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #2 | St3rl1ng | 76 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #3 | pz | 50 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| #4 | hazr | 43 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #5 | foggers | 25 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | St3rl1ng | +5.13 | 97 | 68 |
| #2 | Addy -Y- | +2.96 | 93 | 63 |
| #3 | pz | +2.69 | 82 | 73 |
| #4 | hazr | +2.21 | 87 | 48 |
| #5 | BRACE | +1.24 | 87 | 71 |





