








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 916 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 353 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2577 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,013 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1611 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1591 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1965 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1846 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,102,816 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 688 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | InderDace | 44% | 39 |
| #2 | Sarmishra | 43% | 53 |
| #3 | modiiBUYDOGGO | 41% | 41 |
| #4 | mikejbe9 | 36% | 89 |
| #5 | Rambro | 33% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | mikejbe9 | 36% | 89 |
| #5 | Rambro | 33% | 72 |
| #6 | SPETSNAZ | 30% | 50 |
| #7 | Warcry | 29% | 31 |
| #8 | kimi ka londa | 28% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SPETSNAZ | 10 | 0.0093 |
| #2 | mikejbe9 | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Sarmishra | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | kimi ka londa | 3 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | Warcry | 3 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SPETSNAZ | 138 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #2 | kimi ka londa | 112 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | Rambro | 90 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | InderDace | 77 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | modiiBUYDOGGO | 73 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | modiiBUYDOGGO | +6.86 | 87 | 59 |
| #2 | SPETSNAZ | +3.63 | 72 | 55 |
| #3 | mikejbe9 | +1.31 | 64 | 26 |
| #4 | InderDace | +1.01 | 18 | 54 |
| #5 | kimi ka londa | +0.30 | 48 | 54 |





