








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 52 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1204 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,385 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 982 | 22% |
| Smokes | 952 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1181 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1270 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $390,942 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 57 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | brate | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | Corzac | 59% | 17 |
| #3 | -TRIFIXX | 53% | 60 |
| #4 | finger | 51% | 80 |
| #5 | ZaERdna | 49% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -TRIFIXX | 315 | 0.26 | 7 min |
| #2 | finger | 251 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #3 | ZaERdna | 92 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | brate | 56 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #5 | Corzac | 35 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | brate | +2.49 | 72 | 73 |
| #2 | Pepper | +2.39 | 68 | 41 |
| #3 | -TRIFIXX | +1.67 | 66 | 68 |
| #4 | jÄger | +0.58 | 73 | 60 |
| #5 | Corzac | +0.56 | 47 | 42 |





