








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 683 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Train | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1785 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,569 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2478 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1714 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1505 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1872 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $736,135 of utility $194 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 233 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wimzz | 48% | 31 |
| #2 | Paparonalds | 42% | 19 |
| #3 | RiFF RAFF - $ | 41% | 17 |
| #4 | Lysergisk | 36% | 11 |
| #5 | One Eye LUDDE | 25% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wimzz | 48% | 31 |
| #2 | Paparonalds | 42% | 19 |
| #3 | RiFF RAFF - $ | 41% | 17 |
| #4 | Lysergisk | 36% | 11 |
| #5 | One Eye LUDDE | 25% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wimzz | 2 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Paparonalds | 2 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | RiFF RAFF - $ | 1 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wimzz | 162 | 0.25 | 5 min |
| #2 | RiFF RAFF - $ | 109 | 0.30 | 3 min |
| #3 | One Eye LUDDE | 26 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #4 | Paparonalds | 10 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #5 | Lysergisk | 10 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RiFF RAFF - $ | +3.01 | 76 | 69 |
| #2 | Mao Zedong | +2.48 | 56 | 77 |
| #3 | Paparonalds | +1.42 | 61 | 37 |
| #4 | One Eye LUDDE | +1.34 | 57 | 48 |
| #5 | Wimzz | -2.83 | 35 | 64 |





