








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 53 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
836 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,078 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 562 | 27% |
| Smokes | 584 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 317 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 615 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $320,496 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 83 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | يمارس الجنس مع ال | 36 | 0.0198 |
| #2 | Klefonidas | 11 | 0.0200 |
| #3 | FD God | 7 | 0.0081 |
| #4 | SWINKA225KEYDROP | 7 | 0.0119 |
| #5 | KubusKozakGangBangEkipa2011 | 7 | 0.0248 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | يمارس الجنس مع ال | 380 | 0.21 | 10 min |
| #2 | Gerald Ganda | 145 | 0.37 | 3 min |
| #3 | SWINKA225KEYDROP | 103 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #4 | Jurand | 63 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #5 | MlodyWojtek420 | 62 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gerald Ganda | +6.12 | 69 | 70 |
| #2 | يمارس الجنس مع ال | +4.95 | 80 | 76 |
| #3 | down curse | +2.02 | 68 | 48 |
| #4 | Gumi | +2.00 | 75 | 66 |
| #5 | Klefonidas | +1.18 | 62 | 38 |





