








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 52 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Premier | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1928 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,733 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 790 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1050 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 676 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1217 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $287,934 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jayy | 73% | 136 |
| #2 | gawrie | 72% | 100 |
| #3 | kah | 69% | 85 |
| #4 | c̷o̷c̷o̷ჯට | 62% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jayy | 73% | 136 |
| #2 | gawrie | 72% | 100 |
| #3 | kah | 69% | 85 |
| #4 | c̷o̷c̷o̷ჯට | 62% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gawrie | 25 | 0.0130 |
| #2 | kah | 13 | 0.0080 |
| #3 | jayy | 12 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kah | 380 | 0.23 | 10 min |
| #2 | jayy | 369 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #3 | gawrie | 166 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | c̷o̷c̷o̷ჯට | 14 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ADN | +4.65 | 79 | 58 |
| #2 | gawrie | +2.52 | 84 | 63 |
| #3 | jayy | +1.59 | 79 | 72 |
| #4 | kah | +0.83 | 76 | 68 |
| #5 | c̷o̷c̷o̷ჯට | -1.67 | 73 | 48 |





