








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 206 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 366 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5984 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,635 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3304 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3352 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 5361 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 3618 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,432,237 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 313 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | H0N0R3S | 52% | 29 |
| #8 | NinjaPiLoT <3 | 52% | 153 |
| #9 | ✪ NagNagOFC | 50% | 103 |
| #10 | BETONMICHA | 49% | 178 |
| #11 | Waltrude | 42% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☣ mere ☣ | 10 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | 「Insanity」Jenslyツ | 8 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | BETONMICHA | 5 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | NinjaPiLoT <3 | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Looten und Leveln | 3 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☣ mere ☣ | 925 | 0.23 | 23 min |
| #2 | BETONMICHA | 595 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| #3 | 「Insanity」Jenslyツ | 471 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #4 | ✪ NagNagOFC | 342 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #5 | NinjaPiLoT <3 | 305 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Looten und Leveln | +2.29 | 63 | 65 |
| #2 | xImLeon | +1.75 | 84 | 62 |
| #3 | 「Insanity」Jenslyツ | +1.01 | 68 | 77 |
| #4 | ✪ NagNagOFC | +0.17 | 70 | 67 |
| #5 | NinjaPiLoT <3 | +0.16 | 71 | 67 |





