








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 11 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 47 matches | ||
| Premier | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1373 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,097 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 488 | 23% |
| Smokes | 454 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 571 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 584 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $117,633 of utility $28 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | graham | 46% | 13 |
| #2 | JD ツ | 43% | 47 |
| #3 | urb | 42% | 127 |
| #4 | A Problem | 41% | 111 |
| #5 | Billy | 38% | 119 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | JD ツ | 43% | 47 |
| #3 | urb | 42% | 127 |
| #4 | A Problem | 41% | 111 |
| #5 | Billy | 38% | 119 |
| #6 | JamesDaBooty | 27% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | urb | 8 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | A Problem | 8 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | Billy | 6 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | JD ツ | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | urb | 381 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #2 | Billy | 285 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #3 | A Problem | 168 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | JD ツ | 95 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | JamesDaBooty | 31 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | urb | +4.65 | 75 | 64 |
| #2 | A Problem | +1.84 | 69 | 55 |
| #3 | Billy | -0.06 | 52 | 63 |
| #4 | graham | -0.79 | 52 | 52 |
| #5 | JamesDaBooty | -2.01 | 48 | 45 |





