








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank |
|---|
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 5 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
82 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 212 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 33 | 16% |
| Smokes | 77 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 60 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 42 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $28,300 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JSquared | 50% | 2 |
| #2 | enough | 29% | 7 |
| #3 | fluffy stuffles | 25% | 8 |
| #4 | Dr. Bustdown | 20% | 5 |
| #5 | ANAVAR HABIT | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JSquared | 50% | 2 |
| #2 | enough | 29% | 7 |
| #3 | fluffy stuffles | 25% | 8 |
| #4 | Dr. Bustdown | 20% | 5 |
| #5 | ANAVAR HABIT | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ANAVAR HABIT | 2 | 0.0172 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fluffy stuffles | 40 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #2 | Dr. Bustdown | 38 | 0.33 | 1 min |
| #3 | enough | 14 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #4 | JSquared | 7 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #5 | ANAVAR HABIT | 4 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yakub | +0.80 | 44 | 41 |
| #2 | enough | +0.25 | 47 | 44 |
| #3 | Dr. Bustdown | -0.57 | 67 | 55 |
| #4 | ANAVAR HABIT | -1.21 | 29 | 19 |
| #5 | fluffy stuffles | -1.32 | 72 | 62 |





