








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 177 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
447 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 758 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 286 | 38% |
| Smokes | 163 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 259 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 50 | 7% |
Our logs show you have wasted $316,611 of utility $218 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 721 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kodha | 60% | 5 |
| #2 | JyrJyrK | 56% | 16 |
| #3 | tristen | 43% | 56 |
| #4 | ZephyR⚘ | 36% | 39 |
| #5 | melvin | 22% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kodha | 60% | 5 |
| #2 | JyrJyrK | 56% | 16 |
| #3 | tristen | 43% | 56 |
| #4 | ZephyR⚘ | 36% | 39 |
| #5 | melvin | 22% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tristen | 10 | 0.0086 |
| #2 | ZephyR⚘ | 4 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | melvin | 3 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | kodha | 1 | 0.0089 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tristen | 68 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #2 | ZephyR⚘ | 33 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #3 | kodha | 24 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #4 | melvin | 23 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | JyrJyrK | 8 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kodha | +4.05 | 83 | 42 |
| #2 | tristen | +3.55 | 82 | 52 |
| #3 | JyrJyrK | +2.74 | 70 | 56 |
| #4 | ZephyR⚘ | +0.81 | 76 | 38 |
| #5 | on a quest ✈ ✈ ✈ ✈ | -2.57 | 53 | 31 |





