








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 264 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 154 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 80 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4617 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,104 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3866 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4820 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3658 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3760 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,873,093 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | أفاستسقين Praise Allah | 61% | 46 |
| #2 | JustHawky | 56% | 36 |
| #3 | HeadShotMGO CS.MONEY | 55% | 40 |
| #4 | Jaadoo o_O | 55% | 97 |
| #5 | Krusty | 53% | 127 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D'Artagnan | 498 | 0.08 | 12 min |
| #2 | Krusty | 451 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #3 | أفاستسقين Praise Allah | 260 | 0.28 | 7 min |
| #4 | Jaadoo o_O | 185 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | X | 75 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Goodstuff | +2.48 | 54 | 62 |
| #2 | JustHawky | +1.90 | 51 | 44 |
| #3 | Krusty | +1.88 | 48 | 66 |
| #4 | Jaadoo o_O | +1.06 | 61 | 51 |
| #5 | أفاستسقين Praise Allah | +0.69 | 42 | 65 |





