








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 651 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 114 matches | ||
| Premier | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2728 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,079 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2269 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1973 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1859 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1978 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $789,132 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 977 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | »★« Pέ𝐏𝕣 » | 51% | 79 |
| #2 | IcyDawg | 51% | 83 |
| #3 | SHiNiGAMi | 50% | 16 |
| #4 | Dey Killed Kenny#FreePalestine | 49% | 47 |
| #5 | Dan3x | 46% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Dan3x | 46% | 13 |
| #6 | Ozzy | 45% | 40 |
| #7 | BUGS BUNNY | 44% | 54 |
| #8 | Canfush | 42% | 26 |
| #9 | xyp9x dad | 35% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dey Killed Kenny#FreePalestine | 14 | 0.0137 |
| #2 | BUGS BUNNY | 9 | 0.0075 |
| #3 | Canfush | 8 | 0.0148 |
| #4 | »★« Pέ𝐏𝕣 » | 7 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | xyp9x dad | 7 | 0.0062 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | »★« Pέ𝐏𝕣 » | 595 | 0.34 | 17 min |
| #2 | xyp9x dad | 478 | 0.42 | 14 min |
| #3 | Dey Killed Kenny#FreePalestine | 295 | 0.29 | 6 min |
| #4 | IcyDawg | 232 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | BUGS BUNNY | 151 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Canfush | +7.09 | 90 | 60 |
| #2 | IcyDawg | +1.62 | 56 | 60 |
| #3 | Ozzy | +1.14 | 73 | 64 |
| #4 | SHiNiGAMi | +0.89 | 76 | 42 |
| #5 | Dan3x | +0.78 | 87 | 50 |





