








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 184 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 172 matches | ||
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1876 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,837 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2140 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1499 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2688 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1510 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $755,543 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 57 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rutex | 79% | 14 |
| #2 | barro | 77% | 13 |
| #3 | clean. | 76% | 17 |
| #4 | tracy | 64% | 215 |
| #5 | RobbinAK | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rutex | 79% | 14 |
| #2 | barro | 77% | 13 |
| #3 | clean. | 76% | 17 |
| #4 | tracy | 64% | 215 |
| #5 | RobbinAK | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tracy | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | clean. | 1 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tracy | 1143 | 0.25 | 35 min |
| #2 | barro | 53 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #3 | RobbinAK | 49 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | clean. | 37 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | Rutex | 37 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | barro | +2.44 | 82 | 89 |
| #2 | Rutex | +2.37 | 80 | 64 |
| #3 | tracy | +1.36 | 69 | 85 |
| #4 | clean. | +0.39 | 76 | 71 |
| #5 | dane | +0.38 | 73 | 65 |





