








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1105 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 349 matches | ||
| Faceit | 241 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Renown | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8091 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 45,942 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 15278 | 33% |
| Smokes | 10895 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 9445 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 10324 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $658,910 of utility $42 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 920 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | clean. | 69% | 72 |
| #2 | dane | 64% | 215 |
| #3 | Rutex | 58% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | clean. | 69% | 72 |
| #2 | dane | 64% | 215 |
| #3 | Rutex | 58% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dane | 7 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | clean. | 4 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dane | 429 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #2 | Rutex | 224 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #3 | clean. | 190 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tracy | +2.06 | 73 | 84 |
| #2 | dane | +0.53 | 72 | 66 |
| #3 | Rutex | +0.52 | 84 | 61 |
| #4 | clean. | +0.12 | 68 | 77 |





