








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 235 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 267 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2429 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,560 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1819 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1071 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1171 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1499 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,340,297 of utility $184 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Repo | 60% | 127 |
| #2 | Ilectuz | 56% | 117 |
| #3 | mamelukkikalapuikko | 55% | 146 |
| #4 | kala42 | 54% | 160 |
| #5 | Therroth | 52% | 135 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Therroth | 6 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | kala42 | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | mamelukkikalapuikko | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Repo | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | OlarinKrouvi | 2 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kala42 | 585 | 0.18 | 16 min |
| #2 | Repo | 475 | 0.19 | 13 min |
| #3 | mamelukkikalapuikko | 402 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #4 | OlarinKrouvi | 380 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #5 | Therroth | 290 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RöökiKoala | +3.94 | 69 | 61 |
| #2 | kala42 | +3.71 | 85 | 67 |
| #3 | OlarinKrouvi | +2.07 | 65 | 58 |
| #4 | Repo | +1.54 | 62 | 58 |
| #5 | Ilectuz | +0.07 | 69 | 57 |





