








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 597 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 110 matches | ||
| Faceit | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4856 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,895 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4269 | 33% |
| Smokes | 4209 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1629 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 2788 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $713,592 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 333 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | mel0n- | 41% | 32 |
| #9 | ![]() ShruggedUser | 38% | 73 |
| #10 | Chicken Trent | 38% | 21 |
| #11 | LEALO | 38% | 29 |
| #12 | notnat | 18% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frooty Yummy Mommy | 38 | 0.0075 |
| #2 | Oh Yeah | 32 | 0.0101 |
| #3 | ![]() ShruggedUser | 23 | 0.0158 |
| #4 | Resolution | 16 | 0.0071 |
| #5 | schraubby | 12 | 0.0127 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mmm creamy | +5.70 | 70 | 65 |
| #2 | mel0n- | +3.44 | 78 | 59 |
| #3 | schraubby | +2.42 | 77 | 65 |
| #4 | Resolution | +0.16 | 41 | 58 |
| #5 | MachJesus | +0.06 | 60 | 31 |





