








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1030 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 180 matches | ||
| Faceit | 167 matches | ||
| Wingman | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 63 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4569 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,473 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2216 | 15% |
| Smokes | 3355 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 5441 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 3461 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,705,768 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 124 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | podricK42 | 50% | 292 |
| #8 | snkl | 50% | 207 |
| #9 | banshX | 50% | 113 |
| #10 | MYS. | 48% | 27 |
| #11 | marco' | 48% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | podricK42 | 9 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | vlo ṩ | 6 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | EED vom Schleck | 5 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | snkl | 3 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | banshX | 2 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MYS. | +1.61 | 58 | 67 |
| #2 | vlo ṩ | +1.34 | 69 | 72 |
| #3 | FlaXxo# | +0.99 | 68 | 63 |
| #4 | snkl | +0.71 | 56 | 71 |
| #5 | sn@pp3r | +0.11 | 55 | 61 |





