








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 616 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 38 matches | ||
| Premier | 32 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3017 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,035 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4071 | 45% |
| Smokes | 611 | 7% |
| HE Grenades | 2170 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2183 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $532,415 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 330 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gwv | 69% | 35 |
| #2 | cAlx | 67% | 87 |
| #3 | daily | 63% | 177 |
| #4 | SWAT | 63% | 56 |
| #5 | Texet_Trust | 60% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | daily | 63% | 177 |
| #4 | SWAT | 63% | 56 |
| #5 | Texet_Trust | 60% | 35 |
| #6 | Azza | 55% | 85 |
| #7 | nanahira❤ | 55% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Azza | 11 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | nanahira❤ | 10 | 0.0155 |
| #3 | daily | 9 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | cAlx | 7 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | Gwv | 4 | 0.0060 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | daily | 477 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #2 | cAlx | 272 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #3 | SWAT | 250 | 0.22 | 8 min |
| #4 | Azza | 232 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #5 | Gwv | 187 | 0.28 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gwv | +3.39 | 83 | 72 |
| #2 | SWAT | +2.50 | 79 | 74 |
| #3 | NMK | +2.48 | 85 | 69 |
| #4 | daily | +1.89 | 91 | 57 |
| #5 | cAlx | -0.17 | 62 | 67 |





