








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 486 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 198 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2186 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,059 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1326 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1532 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2375 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1826 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,185,116 of utility $234 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 183 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pr0°ChrexX | 58% | 43 |
| #2 | GIGACHAD | 53% | 75 |
| #3 | dai` | 52% | 200 |
| #4 | nazzzty | 50% | 213 |
| #5 | TomS | 48% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nazzzty | 7 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | dai` | 4 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | Kneipenterrorist | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | GIGACHAD | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | TomS | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dai` | 263 | 0.06 | 8 min |
| #2 | nazzzty | 207 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #3 | Kneipenterrorist | 197 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #4 | GIGACHAD | 192 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #5 | pr0°ChrexX | 169 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nazzzty | +1.31 | 74 | 67 |
| #2 | GIGACHAD | +1.23 | 73 | 69 |
| #3 | TomS | +0.84 | 75 | 66 |
| #4 | pr0°ChrexX | +0.76 | 50 | 67 |
| #5 | Cornholio | -0.14 | 69 | 66 |





